Scrubs (TV Series)

My Missed Perception (2006)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Dr. Kelso : Last week I was in the mall hanging out at Brookstones when some kid asked me if I was lost.

  J.D. : Brookstone. Looking for gadgets sir?

  Dr. Kelso : If that's what you call trolling for mall ass, sure.

• Dr. Perry Cox : I'm gonna let Big Bob here give the first excuse.

  Dr. Kelso : Blah, blah, blah, I'm not doing it.

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Where's the donut truck? I was paged there was a donut track out here!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : I got paged there was a handbag sample sale!

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : Where's the booby-touching booth?

  J.D. : It's weird. It's like everyone was lured out here by the thing they want most in the world.

  Dr. Perry Cox : [arriving running, watching J.D]  Hey! You're not getting your ass kicked!

  Dr. Kelso : Hold the phone... look! Bleachers! Ladder! Bucket of combs! She's trying to take the picture! Scatter!

  [everybody runs away] 

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [standing on the top of a ladder]  Nobody move! Laverne, door!

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : [standing on the threshold of the hospital's entrance, holding a broom]  Nobody's getting past here, baby!

• Dr. Kelso : How old do you think I am, Dorian?

  J.D. : [Voice over]  Okay, there's no way to answer that and not get in trouble. Change the subject.

  [Out loud] 

  J.D. : Sir, I would be honored if you and Enid would join me at my place on Sunday for some homemade jambalaya.

  Dr. Kelso : Well, it would be good for Enid to get out of the house.

  J.D. : [Voice over]  Oh my God, he's actually thinking about it. Change the subject back!

  [Out loud] 

  J.D. : You're seventy-eight, sir.

  Dr. Kelso : You think I'm that old?

  J.D. : Jambalaya.