Scrubs (TV Series)

My Occurrence (2002)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• Dr. Bobb : Call me Doctor Bobb.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : You go by your first name?

  Dr. Bobb : Nope. First name's Fred.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Fred Bobb?

  Dr. Bobb : What can I do you for?

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Chop Chop, Nancy

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Rapido!

• Carla : Let me ask you something: you kind of a boob guy, right?

  J.D. : Excuse me?

  Carla : I can tell because I've seen you look at mine, and not in a sleezy way or anything.

  J.D. : I think this is the most uncomfortable conversation I've ever had.

  Carla : You wanna touch one?

  J.D. : I stand corrected.