- Dr. Bobb: Call me Doctor Bobb.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: You go by your first name?
- Dr. Bobb: Nope. First name's Fred.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: Fred Bobb?
- Dr. Bobb: What can I do you for?
- Jordan Sullivan: Hello, Benji. You're very pale.
- Ben Sullivan: [Giggling] I miss the sweet talk.
- Jordan Sullivan: Maybe it's been too long. Maybe my feelings were hurt a little bit.
- Dr. Perry Cox: [Scoffs] Feelings. That's a good one.
- Ben Sullivan: Jordan, you're a big girl now. When you got the divorce, you put people in the awkward position of having to choose between you and Perry.
- Jordan Sullivan: But you're my brother!
- Ben Sullivan: Well, admittedly, that made it harder.
- Todd Quinlan: Dr. Wen wanted to know if you have the wrong patient; cause our appendectomy patient - that dude doesn't have an appendix!
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Yeah? Wow...
- Todd Quinlan: Whoa! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?