- For the series' 100th episode, Jerry Seinfeld hosts a one hour retrospective with clips from previous episodes: the idea for a show about nothing; the smelly car; the puffy shirt; the astronaut pen; Jerry's hair; George's lack of hair; Mulva; Jerry's virgin girlfriend; the Hernandez incident; the outing; the masters of their domain; the bubble boy - are only a few of the episodes included.—garykmcd
- Part 1
403/404 "The Pitch/The Ticket" - Jerry and George discussing the merits of a "show about nothing" 311 "The Red Dot" - Kramer noticing the dot on Elaine's sweater 306 "The Parking Garage" - The gang trying to remember where their car is parked 411 "The Contest" - Kramer declaring "I'm out" 314 "The Pez Dispenser" - Elaine laughing at the Pez dispenser during the piano recital 206 "The Chinese Restaurant" - Jerry, Elaine, and George placing their reservation 422 "The Smelly Car" - Jerry and Elaine discovering the lingering odor in Jerry's car 311 "The Red Dot" - Mr. Lippman firing George from Pendant Publishing 209 "The Stranded" - Elaine: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby." 518 "The Fire" - Kramer telling the harrowing tale of his mission to rescue his girlfriend's severed toe 405 "The Wallet" - Morty Seinfeld yelling about his stolen wallet 517 "The Wife" - Uncle Leo meeting Jerry at the dry cleaners 519/520 "The Raincoats" - Morty and Helen confronting Jerry about making out during Schindler's List 504 "The Sniffing Accountant" - Frank Costanza teaching George about bra sizes 411 "The Contest" - George visiting Estelle in the hospital 418 "The Old Man" - Newman explaining why the job of a postal worker is so stressful 102 "Male Unbonding" - Elaine and Jerry deciding where to go out 305 "The Pen" - Jerry reluctantly taking Jack Klompus' astronaut pen 503 "The Puffy Shirt" - Kramer revealing the puffy shirt to Jerry 310 "The Alternate Side" - Jerry explaining the difference between taking and holding a reservation 403/404 "The Pitch/The Ticket" - Jerry and George pitching the "Jerry" pilot to NBC
"Relationships" 318 "The Limo" 522 "The Hamptons" 302 "The Truth" 516 "The Stand-In" 422 "The Smelly Car" 609 "The Secretary" 611 "The Label Maker" 509 "The Masseuse" 317 "The Fix-Up" - Jerry setting George up with Cynthia/Elaine setting Cynthia up with George 303 "The Dog"/203 "The Busboy" - Kramer breaking up with his girlfriend/Elaine hurriedly packing for the guy she hates (these two segments are inter-weaved) 506 "The Lip Reader" - George claiming creation of "It's not you, it's me" 315/316 "The Boyfriend" - Elaine on a date with Keith Hernandez 201 "The Ex-Girlfriend" - Marlene breaking up with Jerry 421 "The Junior Mint" - Jerry trying to guess "Mulva's" name 408 "The Cheever Letters" - Sandra leaving Jerry's apartment after the Panty remark 419 "The Implant" - Sidra leaving Jerry's apartment ("By the way, they're real...and they're spectacular.") 213 "The Deal" - Jerry and Elaine laying down "the rules"/Jerry giving George the details
"Ambition" 315/316 "The Boyfriend" - George telling Jerry to answer the phone as "Vandelay Industries" 102 "Male Unbonding" - Kramer's idea for a pizza place where you make your own pie 513 "The Marine Biologist" - Elaine sharing the fake anecdote about Tolstoy's War and Peace 103 "The Stake Out" - George: "I'm an architect." 601 "The Chaperone" - Elaine's ill-fated job interview at Doubleday Publishing 513 "The Marine Biologist" - George: "You know that I always wanted to pretend I was an architect!" 612 "The Race" - George faking his life story about architecture 521 "The Opposite" - Kramer on Live with Regis and Kathie Lee promoting his coffee table book 315/316 "The Boyfriend" - Kramer unwittingly ruining George's "Vandelay Industries" scam
"Off The Subject" 105 "The Stock Tip" - Jerry and George discussing Superman's sense of humor 504 "The Sniffing Accountant" - Kramer and Newman discussing how days of the week feel 419 "The Implant" - George accused of double-dipping a chip 406 "The Watch" - Kramer's affinity for decaf cappuccinos 315/316 "The Boyfriend" - Jerry and George discussing their favorite explorers 410 "The Virgin" - Elaine's diaphragm story 315/316 "The Boyfriend" - Kramer and Newman's JFK-like Keith Hernandez story
403/404 "The Pitch/The Ticket" - George praising the value of characters in entertainment 418 "The Old Man" - Sid Fields 307 "The Cafe" - Babu Bhatt 501 "The Mango" - Joe the fruit stand manager 605 "The Couch" - Poppie 409 "The Opera" - Crazy Joe Davola 608 "The Soup" - Kenny Bania 516 "The Stand-In" - Mickey 304 "The Library" - Detective Bookman 205 "The Jacket" - Alton Benes 606 "The Gymnast" - Mr. Pitt
"Self-Images" 208 "The Apartment" - Jerry and George arguing over which one of them is the bigger idiot 420 "The Handicap Spot" - Kramer asking Jerry and George if he is a "hipster Doofus" 422 "The Smelly Car" - Elaine wondering if she's not as attractive as she thinks 416 "The Outing" - Jerry and George insisting that they aren't gay ("Not that there's anything wrong with that") 501 "The Mango" - Elaine admitting that she faked her orgasms with Jerry 414 "The Visa" - George: "I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate - I got it all!" 521 "The Opposite" - Elaine worries that she's becoming George 521 "The Opposite" - George enacting his new policy of doing the opposite of what his instincts tell him
"Catch Phrases" 310 "The Alternate Side" - "These pretzels are Making me thirsty!" 420 "The Handicap Spot" - "Boy, I'm really starting to dislike the Drake!" 319 "The Good Samaritan" - "You are so good-looking." 503 "The Puffy Shirt" - "She's one of those low talkers." 603 "The Pledge Drive" - "You know, because he's a high talker." 519/520 "The Raincoats" - "He's nice, bit of a close talker." 512 "The Stall" - "I don't have a square to spare." 314 "The Pez Dispenser" - "I need hand! I have no hand!" 519/520 "The Raincoats" - "Newman!" 507 "The Barber" - "Newman!" 602 "The Big Salad" - "Newman!" 611 "The Label Maker" - "Hello, Newman." 411 "The Contest" - "Master of my domain"/"King of the county"/"Lord of the manor"/"Queen of the castle" 522 "The Hamptons" - "You mean shrinkage?"
417 "The Shoes" - Russel Dalrymple with an upset stomach discussing the "Jerry" script with Jerry and George 313 "The Subway" - Kramer stumbling to get a seat on the subway 504 "The Sniffing Accountant" - Kramer smoking and drinking at the same time 409 "The Opera" - Kramer singing opera 515 "The Pie" - Olive scratching Kramer's itch 405 "The Wallet" - Kramer screaming with his hair on fire 502 "The Glasses" - Kramer diving after Jerry's plummeting air conditioner 513 "The Marine Biologist" - Kramer playing golf at the beach 411 "The Contest" - The instigation of the contest
"Sensitivity" 518 "The Fire" - George fleeing like a coward from the fire 407 "The Bubble Boy" - Jerry's apathetic reaction to the plight of the bubble boy 309 "The Nose Job" - Kramer: "You're as pretty as any of them; you just need a nose job." 310 "The Alternate Side" - Elaine feeding her 60-year-old stroke-stricken boyfriend 202 "The Pony Remark" - Jerry's pony remark 407 "The Bubble Boy" - George asking Susan for recompense for the tolls as the cabin burns down 521 "The Opposite" - Jake Jarmel learning that Elaine stopped off for Jujyfruits 202 "The Pony Remark" - Jerry: "Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony?" 421 "The Junior Mint" - Kramer dropping the Junior Mint into the operating area
421 "The Junior Mint" - "It's a Junior Mint!" 312 "The Suicide" - "Drake's Coffee Cake?" 410 "The Virgin" - "Snapple?" "No thanks." 314 "The Pez Dispenser" - "Pez?" 521 "The Opposite" - "Box of Jujyfruits?" 514 "The Dinner Party" - "Clark Bar." 407 "The Bubble Boy" - "I love Yoo Hoo." 602 "The Big Salad" - "Ooh, Chunkies." 514 "The Dinner Party" - "Chocolate Babka." 514 "The Dinner Party" - "It's Gore-Tex." 517 "The Wife" - "Cashmere?" "No, Gore-Tex." 421 "The Junior Mint" - "Who's going to turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint - it's delicious!"
513 "The Marine Biologist" - George recounts the incredible story of how he rescued the beached whale 403/404 "The Pitch/The Ticket" - Jerry finally subscribes to the idea of a "show about nothing". 306 "The Parking Garage" - Kramer's car refusing to start 206 "The Chinese Restaurant" - "Seinfeld, four!"
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