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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : Hey.
George Costanza : You fixed me up with a bald woman!
Cosmo Kramer : [flinches] Bald?
George Costanza : Yeah, that's right.
Elaine : Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald.
George Costanza : So?
Elaine : [cups her hands around her mouth] YOU'RE BALD!
George Costanza : [indignantly] No, I'm not!
[he "beeps" Elaine on the nose]
George Costanza : I... *was* bald.
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[Jerry is trying to figure out a way to get out of admitting he watches "Melrose Place"]
Jerry Seinfeld : Maybe I can beat the machine.
Elaine : Oh? Who do you think you are? Costanza?
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Elaine : [yelling] I don't like this thing and here's what I'm doing with it!
[Elaine throws George's toupee out the window]
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Elaine : Hey, is George still wearing that toupee?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah.
Elaine : Doesn't he know how ridiculous he looks in that thing?
Cosmo Kramer : I think he looks fantastic.
Elaine : Oh, come on.
Cosmo Kramer : No, I never realized what an attractive man he is.
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Cosmo Kramer : [to George] Well, I'll tell you what I think. I think she saw you with that piece off and was devastated. You blew it boy. You really blew it.
[to Elaine]
Cosmo Kramer : And you had to ruin it for him, didn't you?
Elaine : I didn't ruin anything. He looked like an idiot. He did, and it made him act like a jerk.
