Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Butter Shave (1997)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : Remember David Puddy?
Cosmo Kramer : Oh, the face-painting auto mechanic. So she's dating him again, huh?
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, I guess she's batted around and she's back at the top of the order.
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Cosmo Kramer : I think I cooked myself.
Jerry Seinfeld : Look at your skin.
Cosmo Kramer : Oh, stick a fork in me, Jerry, I'm done.
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Cosmo Kramer : I'm fried.
Jerry Seinfeld : Technically, your sautéed. So, what are you doing for that?
Cosmo Kramer : Oh, I just gotta keep my skin moist so I don't dry out.
Jerry Seinfeld : Is that what the doctor said?
Cosmo Kramer : I read an article in Bon Appétit magazine