Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Chicken Roaster (1996)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes

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• Elaine Benes : It's the Urban Sombrero, I put it in the last catalog.

  J. Peterman : The horror... the horror.

• Elaine Benes : You speak Burmese?

  J. Peterman : No Elaine, that was gibberish. So did you have any trouble finding the place?

  Elaine Benes : No, you're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood

  J. Peterman : Are you an assassin?

  Elaine Benes : I work for your mail order catalog.

  J. Peterman : You're an errand girl sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill?

  Elaine Benes : Well, actually I do have a bill here, if you could just sign this expense, I think I could still make the last fan boat out of here

  J. Peterman : I'd be happy to Elaine... but I will have to see this hat.

• Elaine Benes : And I bought a whole new set of cookware and a WaterPik.

  Jerry Seinfeld : You use a WaterPik?

  Elaine Benes : Sure. WaterPik, floss, Plax, brush, Listerine.

  Jerry Seinfeld : So you go in the bathroom, eleven, you're in bed by what? two?

  Elaine Benes : At the latest.

• Ipswich : Good day Ms Benes, this is Roger Ipswich.

  Elaine Benes : Oh hey! How are things doing in accounting?

  Ipswich : Ms. Benes, I noticed you have been charging quite a bit of merchandise on the Peterman account.

  Elaine Benes : Well, I am the President.

  Ipswich : Yes, and we're all very impressed. Never the less the expense account is for business purposes only.

  Elaine Benes : Well, isn't the president allowed to do anything that they want?

  Ipswich : No.