Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : [puts the dough on the counter] Alright, put a little sauce on here...
[speaks some unintelligible words in an Italian accent while spreading the sauce around]
Cosmo Kramer : Some cheese...
Poppie : Not too much!
Cosmo Kramer : And... cucumbers!
[Grabs a large handful and puts them on the pizza]
Poppie : Wait a second... what is that?
Cosmo Kramer : It's cucumbers.
Poppie : No, no. You can't put cucumbers on a pizza.
Cosmo Kramer : Well, why not? I like cucumbers.
Poppie : That's not a pizza. It'll taste terrible.
Cosmo Kramer : But that's the idea, you make your own pie.
Poppie : Yes, but we cannot give the people the right to choose any topping they want! Now on this issue there can be no debate!
Cosmo Kramer : What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie?
Poppie : Because it's a pizza!
Cosmo Kramer : It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven!
Poppie : It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough!
Cosmo Kramer : No, it isn't!
