Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Little Kicks (1996)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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• George Costanza : Have you ever seen Elaine dance?

  Jerry : Elaine danced?

  George Costanza : More like a full body dry heave set to music.

• Cosmo Kramer : Jerry, you did him a favor. He probably wants to come up and thank you.

  Jerry : What if I didn't do it right?

  Cosmo Kramer : It's your first time. He'll understand.

  Jerry : People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings.

• Jerry : I don't care about Brody. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as Death Blow. That's who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.

• Elaine Benes : [after Kramer informs her that her dancing is terrible]  Jerry, so I stink?

  Jerry : All right! You're beyond stink!

  Elaine Benes : But I really enjoy dancing.

  Jerry : And that's not helping either.

• George Costanza : I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.

  Jerry Seinfeld : You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend.

  George Costanza : Yes, yes yes.

  Jerry Seinfeld : The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk.

  George Costanza : Okay, the point is made.

  Jerry Seinfeld : The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen, the bad tipper.