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Pat Buckles : We should go see 'Rochelle, Rochelle'. I hear it's really hot.
Jerry Seinfeld : No, thanks. Maybe some other time.
Pat Buckles : Really? Do you really mean that?
Jerry Seinfeld : No, I don't.
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[last lines]
Jerry Seinfeld : But I always get confused in the movie theater by the plot. It's embarrassing. This is embarrassing thing to have to admit, but I'm the one that you see in the parking lot, after the movie, talking with his friends, going, "Oh, you mean that was the same guy from the beginning? Oh..." Nobody will explain it to you. When you're in the theater, you can't find out... "Why did they kill that guy? Why did they kill him? Who was that guy? What was that guy? I thought he was with them. Wasn't he with them? Why would they kill him if he was with them? Oh, he wasn't really with them. I thought he was with them. It's a good thing they killed him."
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[first lines]
Jerry Seinfeld : What is with the age-gap hiring policy at most movie theaters? You ever notice they never hire anyone between the ages of 15 and 80? You know what I mean? The girl that sells you the ticket, she's 10. Then there's the guy that rips it, he's 102. What happened in the middle there? Couldn't find anybody? It's like they want to show you how life comes full circle. You know, you're 15. You're selling the tickets. Then you leave, you go out, you have a family, kids, marriage, career, grandchildren... Eighty years later, you're back at the same theater, three feet away, ripping tickets. It took you 80 years to move three feet.
