Quotes
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Elaine Benes : Can I have a medium Diet Coke?
Concessionaire : Do you want the medium size or the middle size?
Elaine Benes : What's the difference?
Concessionaire : Well, we have three sizes: medium, large, and jumbo.
Elaine Benes : What happened to the small?
Concessionaire : There is no small. Small's medium.
Elaine Benes : What's medium?
Concessionaire : Medium is large and large is jumbo.
Elaine Benes : Okay. Give me the large.
Concessionaire : That's medium.
Elaine Benes : Right! Can I have a small popcorn?
Concessionaire : There is no small. Child size is small!
Elaine Benes : What's medium?
Concessionaire : Adult.
Elaine Benes : Do adults ever order the child size?
Concessionaire : Not usually.
Elaine Benes : Okay. Give me the adult.
Concessionaire : Do you want butter?
Elaine Benes : Is it real butter?
Concessionaire : It's butter flavored!
Elaine Benes : But what is it made of?
Concessionaire : It's yellow!