Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Pez Dispenser (1992)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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• [first lines] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : Women put on their perfume in an interesting way. I love watching them do that. Do you ever notice that, guys? They have those... Their little key, Stratego little areas. Places they think we're going. And they always hit this one. Women are convinced that this is the most action-packed area that could ever happen in the dating world. What...? What is that, ladies? What is happening here? Is that in case you slap the guy or something? He still finds you intriguing? Dsh! "Oh! Chanel!"

• [last lines] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : Jawbreakers, to me, was like the ultimate challenge candy. It was almost like candy manufacturers were sitting in their laboratories, going, "I wonder if they'll eat this. This seems pretty tough to eat. Let's market it as some sort of an experiment." But the concept of Jawbreakers, what was the concept? Multicolored cement balls for a quarter? Was that the idea behind it? "Let's see if we can hurt them. Let's see if they'll pay... to be hurt." This is the idea behind Jawbreakers. And I did it, I ate them, I loved them. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Oh, this is very painful. I'm really hurting. And this is hurting me a lot. I love them.