Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Subway (1992)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

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• George Costanza : [Elaine is going to a lesbian wedding]  I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking "That's why I'm not heterosexual".

• Elaine Benes : What time is your job interview, George?

  George Costanza : 9:45.

  Jerry : Remember, don't whistle on the elevator.

  George Costanza : Why not?

  Jerry : That's what Willie Loman told Biff before his interview in "Death of a Salesman".

  George Costanza : What, you are comparing me to Biff Loman? Very encouraging. The biggest loser in the history of American literature.

• Scam Woman : 8 dollars? 8 Dollars?

  George Costanza : What are you doning? You're robbing me?

  Scam Woman : I wasted my whole morning with you for 8 dollars?