Sex and the City (TV Series)
Bay of Married Pigs (1998)
Kristin Davis: Charlotte York
Quotes
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Charlotte York : I hate it when you're the only single person at a dinner party and they all look at you like you're a...
Carrie Bradshaw : Loser?
Miranda Hobbes : Leper.
Samantha Jones : Whore.
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Miranda Hobbes : When someone gets married all bets are off, they become married and we become the enemy.
Carrie Bradshaw : [voice over narration] As the only single lawyer working at her law firm, Miranda had given this topic some thought.
Samantha Jones : You know, married women are threatened because we can have sex anytime, anywhere, and with anyone.
Carrie Bradshaw : We can?
Samantha Jones : And they're afraid we're gonna have it anytime, anywhere with their husbands.
Charlotte York : I would never sleep with a married man.
Samantha Jones : What makes you so sure you haven't? Wedding rings come off you know. Face it ladies, if you're still single, you are not to be trusted.
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Charlotte York : How did you manage to get a new boyfriend in a week?
Carrie Bradshaw : He's not my boyfriend. He's just somebody I'm trying on.
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Charlotte York : I'm confused. Why did he do that? Did he wanna have sex with you?
Carrie Bradshaw : I don't know. It didn't feel sexual.
Samantha Jones : Maybe he just wanted to show it off. Like a monkey.
[Miranda titters]
Samantha Jones : So, how big was it?
Waiter : Fresh pepper?
[holds pepper mill]
Carrie Bradshaw : [as Samantha gives the downward-held pepper mill a very meaningful look] Yes, please, thank you very much.
[Miranda smiles as the waiter serves pepper]
Carrie Bradshaw : That will do.
Waiter : [to Samantha, with the mill held, inadvertently, in front of his groin] Would you like some fresh pepper?
Samantha Jones : Oh, honey, I'd love some. In fact, I think everyone at this table could use a *lot* of fresh pepper.
[the women smile]
Samantha Jones : Thanks.
[as waiter walks away:]
Samantha Jones : Mm.