Sex and the City (TV Series)

Bay of Married Pigs (1998)

Remy Auberjonois: Waiter

Quotes 

• Charlotte York : I'm confused. Why did he do that? Did he wanna have sex with you?

  Carrie Bradshaw : I don't know. It didn't feel sexual.

  Samantha Jones : Maybe he just wanted to show it off. Like a monkey.

  [Miranda titters] 

  Samantha Jones : So, how big was it?

  Waiter : Fresh pepper?

  [holds pepper mill] 

  Carrie Bradshaw : [as Samantha gives the downward-held pepper mill a very meaningful look]  Yes, please, thank you very much.

  [Miranda smiles as the waiter serves pepper] 

  Carrie Bradshaw : That will do.

  Waiter : [to Samantha, with the mill held, inadvertently, in front of his groin]  Would you like some fresh pepper?

  Samantha Jones : Oh, honey, I'd love some. In fact, I think everyone at this table could use a *lot* of fresh pepper.

  [the women smile] 

  Samantha Jones : Thanks.

  [as waiter walks away:] 

  Samantha Jones : Mm.