Sex and the City (TV Series)

The Agony and the Ex-tacy (2001)

Kim Cattrall: Samantha Jones

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Quotes 

• Samantha : I masturbated to my priest... Friar Fuck!

  Carrie : Okay, I think we're going to have to get Charlotte a crash helmet.

  Charlotte : You have a priest?

• Carrie : [Carrie just turned 35]  I'm thirty-five.

  Samantha : Oh, shut the fuck up, I'm a hundred and forty.

• Samantha : Do you ever think about me?

  Friar : I believe that God made the body and it's perfect in its splendor. But I'm not of my body. My life is about other joys.

• Samantha : [referring to a "hot priest"]  Look at his robe. So "Robin and his Merry Men."

• Samantha : Well, I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.