- Charlotte York: [modeling her dress for her Jewish wedding] Is it okay?
- Anthony Marantino: Okay? You're Audrey Hepburn... owitz!
- Anthony Marantino: [about the Horah] Be careful. God forbid you fall off the chair. Oh the horror, the Horah!
- Charlotte York: Well maybe we won't do the chair thing.
- Anthony Marantino: You have to! That's the big finish. Just remember when you're up there, pretend you're having a good time, hold on for dear life and fuck's sake keep your legs together. Nobody want to see the bride's beaver!
- Charlotte York: Shhh! Don't say that in front of my dress!
- [on trapeze-flying]
- Charlotte York: I could never! I have the most terrible fear of heights.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Well, I do not. You've seen my shoes.
- Howie Halberstein: [drunk] I would like to raise a toast to Harry and Charlotte, despite all the BULLSHIT. Hey, it's tough out there. I mean, people don't care like they used to. People leave you hanging. People... are a BITCH.
- Stanford Blatch: Is this a toast or a roast?
- Anthony Marantino: We want candles, candles, candles. And I don't want short, stubby, broken up dick candles. I want long tapers.