- After weeks sharing a bed, Carrie feels comfortable actually sleeping with M. Big, yet mortified when she farts in bed, but really worried when he stops to want sex every night. It really hits her when he prefers to watch a boxing match to kissing, so she paints her apartment. Miranda tells Carrie to be herself and feels she's worse off not having had anyone for three months, but how often is normal? Samantha is horny for her hunky yoga instructor Siddharta, who claims to practice Bhramacharya, Tantric celibacy, since three years, yet still gets hard-ons. Charlotte tells Carrie to be happy her boyfriend Kevin didn't even kiss in three weeks, takes it as an aphrodisiac that he's Carrie's ex from three years ago and a sex maniac, but then learns he has given up sex to cure his former bad temper by Prozac, indeed even a hand-job has no result. Carrie's neighbors, who frequently have amazingly long, naked sex in front of the open window, are a spectacle for the envious quartet- and inspire Mr. Big...—KGF Vissers
- Carrie's relationship with Mr. Big has been going on for long enough that it is becoming less physical, especially after she lets out a fart in bed. 3 times Carrie and Big don't have sex despite sleeping together. Carrie tells Miranda that maybe now Mr. Big thinks of her as one of the guys, as she farted in front of him.
Miranda tells Carrie that she hasn't had sex for months. Carrie says that its one thing to not have sex when you are not with anyone. But it's a whole different thing to not have sex when you are with someone and miss it 3 times in a row. Carrie wonders how much sex is normal.
Carrie talks to Samantha, who says that normal sex is the compromise point between what you want and what you can get. She also says that Big not having sex with Carrie is an issue as sex is a barometer for what's going on in a relationship. Finally, Samantha says that farting in front of Big was a mistake. A guy once broke up with Samantha as she missed a bikini wax. She says women are not supposed to fart, take dumps, use tampons or have hair in the wrong places.
Charlotte is dating a man, who used to go out with Carrie 3 years ago. She broke up with him as he was a sex maniac. But the man is being very patient with Charlotte. Charlotte tells herself that her date is not being a sex maniac with her, to protect her feelings and knowing that she doesn't like to be pressured. But she finds out that her boyfriend isn't interested in sex anymore thanks to the side-effects of Prozac. She tries everything to arouse her man, but it doesn't work. She dumps him.
Samantha discovers that not having sex can be erotic. Her yoga teacher Siddhartha tells her that he is celibate and encourages Samantha to try it as well. The only thing hotter than sex, is not having sex. Siddhartha gave up sex 3 years ago. He compares his celibacy to a recycling of sexual energy, building and rising inside of him, and eventually his entire being made of pulsating sexual energy, which never gets released. Samantha has private yoga sessions with Siddhartha and finds that his penis is hard. When Siddhartha (Anthony DeSando) still won't have sex with Samantha, she reaches the end of her patience and picks a random guys at the yoga class and starts having sex with him.
Carrie is determined to break the drought. She puts on her sexiest skirt and goes over to Mr Big's. He is watching a boxing match. Mr Big doesn't like the interruption and tells Carrie off, who leaves in a huff. Mr Big doesn't try to stop her or leave an apology voice mail.
Carrie and Miranda talk about how they both think it's over with Mr Big and that she loves him. Carrie is afraid she will lose him. Miranda tells Carrie to be herself and not overthink things with Big. Carrie repaints her kitchen to keep her mind off Big. 3 days later he comes over for a surprise visit. Carrie admits that she had a meltdown. They have sex and just like that the drought is over.
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