Sex and the City (TV Series)

The Monogamists (1998)

Willie Garson: Stanford Blatch

Quotes 

• Carrie : [voice over narration]  Samantha didn't believe in monogamy, especially when it came to real estate agents.

  Rick Connelly : This is a pre-war six. Notice the classic lines. Very solidly built.

  Carrie : [voice over narration]  Although Pamela had the hottest contacts in town, Rick did have a slight competitive edge. He gave Samantha the opportunity to combine her two greatest loves: sex and real estate. That afternoon I dragged my poor tortured soul out to lunch with Stanford Blatch, and attempted to stun it senseless with cosmopolitans.

  Stanford Blatch : Monogamy is on its way out again. It had a brief comeback in the nineties, but as the millennium approaches, everyone's leaving their options open.

  Carrie : Come on, you wouldn't commit to a nice guy, given the option?

  Stanford Blatch : I can't even commit to a long distance carrier.

  Carrie : Yeah, you know what you are? You're a whore!

  Stanford Blatch : I wish that were true.