Sex and the City (TV Series)

Three's a Crowd (1998)

Kim Cattrall: Samantha Jones

Quotes 

• Charlotte York : Jack wants us to do a threesome.

  Miranda : Of course he does. Every guy does.

  Samantha Jones : Threesomes are huge right now. They're the blow job of the nineties.

  Charlotte York : What was the blow job of the eighties?

  Samantha Jones : Anal sex.

  Carrie : Any sex, period.

  Miranda : Don't let him pressure you into it. It's just this guy's cheap ploy to watch you be a lesbian for a night.

  Samantha Jones : Don't knock it till you tried it.

• Carrie : Well, I've never done a threesome.

  Samantha Jones : Come on, of course you haven't. You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong!

• Samantha Jones : [Discussing whom to call into the threesome]  Just make sure that the other woman isn't a friend. Use somebody random, you know, somebody you meet in a bar or something.

  Miranda : That's romantic!

  Charlotte York : No, I think that I'd feel safer with a friend. With someone I could trust, like Carrie.

  Carrie : Oh, gee, I'm flattered. But umm, I'd go with someone who has a little more experience, like Sam.

  Samantha Jones : Well, thanks. But there is something sexy about a first-timer like Charlotte.

  Charlotte York : Really?

  Miranda : [feeling out of the loop]  Oh great, no, forget about me.

  Samantha Jones , Charlotte York , Carrie : Oh, come on!

  Miranda : You know, I'd do it with you guys. It's like, it's like picking teams for dodge ball all over again.

  Carrie : [voice over narration]  Was Samantha right? Were threesomes the new sexual frontier? No question. Guys were infatuated with threesomes. And when I started looking, they were everywhere. After all, our lives are built on threesomes. Fat, low-fat, non-fat. First, Business, Economy. Moe, Larry, Curly. Maybe we were never meant to do it with only one other person. Maybe threesomes were the relationship of the future. Meanwhile, Samantha had been busy guest starring in a show I like to call 'Sam Does The Married Guy'.

• Samantha Jones : This is ideal No muss, no fuss.

  Carrie : Sounds like you're selling toilet bowl cleaner.

  Miranda : Does this color turn you on?

  Samantha Jones : [voice over narration]  You had to hand it to Miranda. She was determined.