Sex and the City (TV Series)

Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys (1998)

Kristin Davis: Charlotte York

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Quotes 

• Miranda Hobbes : If he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less? That's the issue.

  Taxi Driver : [to Carrie]  No smoking in the cab.

  Carrie : Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.

  Samantha Jones : Front, back, who cares? A hole is a hole.

  Miranda Hobbes : Can I quote you?

  Samantha Jones : Don't be so judgmental. You could use a little back door.

  Charlotte : I'm not a hole.

  Carrie : Honey, we know.

• [Charlotte is trying to decide whether to have anal sex with a man she's dating] 

  Miranda Hobbes : It all depends . How much do you like him?

  Charlotte : A lot.

  Miranda Hobbes : "Dating a few months until somebody better comes along a lot", or "marrying him and moving to the East Hampton" a lot?

  Charlotte : I don't know. I'm not sure.

  Miranda Hobbes : Well, you better get sure real quick.

  Charlotte : You're scaring me.

  Carrie : Don't scare her.

  Miranda Hobbes : It's all about control. If he goes up there, there's gonna be a shift in power. Either he'll have the upper hand or you will. Now there's a certain camp that believes whoever holds the dick, holds the power, but...

  [Cab Driver turns around] 

  Miranda Hobbes : Hello! You're driving! The question is...

• Carrie : [voice over narration]  Meanwhile, uptown, Charlotte wondered when relationships had gotten so complicated. She yearned for the time when dinner was followed by dessert, not lubricant.

  Charlotte : I can't, Brian. I want to, but I can't. I mean, actually no, that's not true. I don't want to. Or maybe I do. I don't know what I want. But I'm afraid if I don't, you'll dump me. And if I do, then I'll be the up-the-butt girl. And I don't want to be the up-the-butt girl, because I mean... Men don't marry up-the-butt girl. Whoever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt? No, no, no. I can't. I want children and nice bedding, and I just can't handle this right now.

• Carrie : Alright, so officially he's late.

  Charlotte : Who?

  Miranda Hobbes : Mr. Big, who else?

  Charlotte : Carrie, that's great! Is it a date?

  Carrie : No, he called it a "thing". He said, meet me... meet me for a drink "thing". He never used the "D" word.

  Charlotte : Well, "thing" is good. I mean, "thing" comes before date.

• Miranda Hobbes : Where did Skipper go?

  Charlotte : I don't know how you can date that younger guy? I mean, they're so scattered and unfocused.

  Miranda Hobbes : We're not dating, it's a fuck thing.