"The Simpsons" $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) (TV Episode 1993) Poster

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, British Woman, Germs, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Yay Crowd

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  • [Lisa has had a nightmare] 

    Lisa : Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the boogeyman was after me, and he was hiding under...

    Homer : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Boogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!

    [Homer bursts into Bart's room] 

    Homer : Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

    Bart : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  • [Robert Goulet arrives with Bart at his tree-house Casino] 

    Robert Goulet : Are you sure this is the Casino? Mr. Burns' Casino? I think I should call my manager...

    Nelson : Your manager says for you to shut up!

    Robert Goulet : Vera said that?

  • Lisa : Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating? I mean we haven't had a meal with Mom all week, and she hasn't even started my costume for the geography pageant.

    Bart : Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli.

    [shudders] 

  • Principal Skinner : And now, a special award for those students who obviously had no help at all from their parents, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum!

    [Lisa is wearing the "Florida" costume that Homer made for her; Ralph has a piece of paper with "Idaho" written on it taped to his chest] 

    Ralph Wiggum : I'm Idaho!

    Principal Skinner : Yes, of course you are.

  • Mr. Burns : [spraying the monitors with disinfectant]  They're all covered with filthy germs, aren't they Smithers?

    Smithers : Why, what do you mean, sir?

    Germs : [the germs appear lively]  Freemasons run the country!

    Mr. Burns : Ew!

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