The Simpsons (TV Series)
A Fish Called Selma (1996)
Phil Hartman: Troy McClure, Fat Tony
Photos
Quotes
-
Waiter : Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?
Troy McClure : You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!
-
MacArthur Parker : Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of "Planet of the Apes"?
Troy McClure : Ehh... the movie or the planet?
MacArthur Parker : The brand-new multi-million dollar musical! And you are starring as the human.
Troy McClure : It's the part I was born to play, baby!
-
Troy McClure : I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
[singing]
-
Troy McClure : Hello, Selma Bouvier? It's Troy McClure. You may remember me from such dates as last night's dinner.
-
Troy : Sure you'll be a sham wife, but you'll be the envy of every other sham wife in town!
-
Troy McClure : [because Troy needs glasses to drive, he keeps hitting parked cars] Hey, these guys are all over the road!
-
Chimpanzee #1 : Help, the human is about to escape.
Troy McClure : Gets you paws off me, you dirty ape.
[singing]
-
Selma : Are you gay?
Troy McClure : Gay? I wish! If I were gay, there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs. You see...
Selma : [interrupting] Stop!
-
Troy McClure : ive ben reading alot of scripts latey its cheaper than going to the movies.
-
Troy McClure : That's right, boys! Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
-
Selma : But... don't you love me?
Troy McClure : Suuurrre I do, like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough?
-
Troy McClure : [drunk] Gee that's a great idea Homer but I think they already made a bunch of movies about World War II!
Homer Simpson : Aaaww.
-
Troy McClure : My good looks paid for that pool and my talent filled it with water hi im try mcclure yore future uncle.
-
Troy : No longer cance I conceal my love, my wimple turtle dove.
Troy : No longer cance I conceal my love, my wimple turtle dove.
[at the same time Troy is saying the exact same line in the film "Muppets go Midevil"]
Selma : Ohhh ohhhhh...
Miss Piggy : Ohhh ohhhhh...
[Miss Piggy same the same thing at the same time]
Troy : Oh, princess fare, wills thou grant me thy dainty hoof in marriage?
Troy : Oh, princess fare, wills thou grant me thy dainty hoof in marriage?
[at the same time Troy is saying the exact same line in the film "Muppets go Midevil"]
Selma : Oh, Troy, I will.
Miss Piggy : Oh, sir Lancelot, I will.
[Miss Piggy says at the same time]