The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart on the Road (1996)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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[Lisa tells Homer about Bart's problem after making him promise not to get mad]
Lisa : [rapidly] Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a wig outlet in Knoxville and the car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!
[Homer's face turns pink, but his voice is eerily calm]
Homer : Yes, that's a real pickle. Would you excuse me for a moment?
[He puts on a radiation suit hood and screams out indistinguishable profanities, fogging the glass of the faceplate. When he takes the hood off, he is eerily calm again]
Homer : All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home. Then I will murder him.
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[When the school replaces a normal school day with "Follow your parents to work" day, Marge encourages Lisa to go to the nuclear plant, while Bart looks forward to staying home, "observing" Marge]
Marge : Lisa, you've always been interested in nuclear power.
Lisa : Mom, I've signed numerous petitions to shut that place down.
Marge : Well, there you go.
Bart : Mom, you're in the way of the TV. If you want to, you can fill out my form.
Marge : [reading] "Parent's occupation... Please note that 'homemaker' is not allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid." Mmmm...
Lisa : Bart can take my place at the nuclear power plant.
Marge : But Bart so wanted to see women in the workplace.
Lisa : Well, how about Aunt Patty and Aunt Selma at the DMV?
[Bart gasps]
Marge : Thank you, Lisa! I would have never thought of that.
[Lisa chuckles]