The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart the Fink (1996)

Phil Hartman: Troy McClure

Quotes 

• Troy McClure : Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such show business funerals as: "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge."

• Sideshow Mel : I'll miss you, Krusty, I, and all the other sideshows... except Sideshow Bob. But in the midst of our sorrow, we can take comfort in the fact that your elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker. Since you left us no earthly remains, it is my sad duty to unveil this simple memorial.

  [unveiling a statue of Krusty] 

  Troy McClure : Next in our cavalcade of celebrity mourners, Bob Newhart.

  Bob Newhart : Um... see, to... to tell you the truth, um... I was just... I'm just killing time here. I was waiting for a-a... . well, a-a different... different funeral to start.

  Troy McClure : I'll handle it. Bob Newhart, everybody!