The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart the Murderer (1991)

Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris

Quotes 

• [the Simpsons are watching a TV movie loosely based on the episode's events] 

  Movie Announcer : 'Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story'. Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!

  [Neil Patrick Harris - as Bart - is holding Skinner at gunpoint] 

  TV Fat Tony : Bart, I'm scared. Let's get out of here.

  TV Bart Simpson : [slaps Fat Tony]  Shut up! Where do you want it, Skinner?

  [Skinner spits in his face] 

  TV Bart Simpson : Not smart.

  [shoots him]