The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart the Murderer (1991)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz
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Quotes
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Bart : Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
Fat Tony : Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
Bart : No.
Fat Tony : Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?
Bart : Uh uh.
Fat Tony : And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?
Bart : I guess that's okay.
Fat Tony : Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
Bart : Hell, no.
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Bart : Aah! You ate my homework?... I didn't know dogs really did that.
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Mrs. Krabappel : Bart Simpson, you're late! Go to the office and fill out a tardy slip.
Bart : But I'm only
[looks at the clock]
Bart : five, ten, fifteen, twenty... forty minutes? That's pretty damn late!
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Lewis : [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
Bart : That is not funny, Lewis.
Milhouse Van Houten : Well, I heard Skinner's buried under his parking spot.
Richard : Well, I heard he was ground up into hamburger and served to us at lunch.
Nelson : I heard Bart had Skinner killed by gangsters.
Bart : That's not true! It's just a rumor. You're engaged in speculation. I know the law, you can't prove anything.
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Bart : [while working for Fat Tony] Gimme three fingers of milk, Ma.