The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Friend Falls in Love (1992)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• [Homer listened to an audio cassette that promised "Lose weight while you sleep", but instead he got a vocabulary builder.] 

  Marge Simpson : Has that cassette helped reduce your appetite?

  Homer Simpson : Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

• [Marge is told about the various skills taught by the subliminal learning program] 

  Marge Simpson : Hmm, hostage negotiations...

  [She has a daydream of Homer, wearing a bulletproof vest and standing next to a surrounded airplane, speaking through a megaphone] 

  Homer Simpson : Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that?

  [a hand comes out with a submachine gun and shoots Homer dead] 

  Marge Simpson : Better give me the weight loss tape.