The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Friend Falls in Love (1992)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Smartline Announcer, Gravedigger, Warehouse Clerk #2, Man in 'Space Mutants VIII'

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Dad, what if I told you that you could lose weight without diet or exercise?

  Homer Simpson : I'd call you a lying scumbag, honey. Why?

• [Homer listened to an audio cassette that promised "Lose weight while you sleep", but instead he got a vocabulary builder.] 

  Marge Simpson : Has that cassette helped reduce your appetite?

  Homer Simpson : Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

• [Marge is told about the various skills taught by the subliminal learning program] 

  Marge Simpson : Hmm, hostage negotiations...

  [She has a daydream of Homer, wearing a bulletproof vest and standing next to a surrounded airplane, speaking through a megaphone] 

  Homer Simpson : Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that?

  [a hand comes out with a submachine gun and shoots Homer dead] 

  Marge Simpson : Better give me the weight loss tape.

• Lisa : Dad, what would you say if I told you that you can lose weight without dieting?

  Homer : I'd say you were a lying scumbag. Why, honey?

• Commercial Announcer : We start with pure milk chocolate.

  Homer Simpson : Chocolate!

  Commercial Announcer : Add a layer of farm-fresh honey.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, sweet!

  Commercial Announcer : Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar... and dip it in rich, creamery butter!