The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Friend Falls in Love (1992)

Kimmy Robertson: Samantha Stanky

Quotes 

• Samantha Stanky : How will we know when we fall in love?

  Mrs. Krabappel : Oh, don't worry children. Most of you will *never* fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone!

• Samantha Stanky : [Milhouse goes to visit Samantha in parochial school, and wants to kiss her]  I better not, Milhouse... It's fifty rosaries a kiss.

• Samantha Stanky : Milhouse, I've gotta go! My dad thinks I'm having my braces examined.

  Milhouse : Well, you kinda sorta are.

  Bart : Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running. Besides, what's so great about kissing?

  Milhouse : Bart, it's not just the kissing. A lot of it is waiting to kiss. You know, like when you open an Eskimo Pie and you wait just a little bit for it to melt.

  Bart : But she doesn't melt!

  Milhouse : Oh, yes she does!