The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Friend Falls in Love (1992)

Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel

Quotes 

• Mrs. Krabappel : [Mrs. Krabappel's class is watching a sex education video]  She's faking it.

• Samantha Stanky : How will we know when we fall in love?

  Mrs. Krabappel : Oh, don't worry children. Most of you will *never* fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone!

• [after watching a film on sex education] 

  Bart : How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?

  Mrs. Krabappel : I'm sorry, that would be playing God.

  Bart : God-schmod, I want my monkey man.

• Mrs. Krabappel : She's faking it.

• Edna Krabappel : Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.

• Mrs. Krabappel : Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.