- Homer Simpson: [drunkenly gets into his car and fumbles with the key] I'm in no condition to drive... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself! I'm drunk!
- Bart Simpson: Your movies have lost their way.
- Randall Curtis: No they haven't! My characters are getting better all the time, now that we've perfected digital eyelash rendering.
- Lisa Simpson: Better technology doesn't mean better storytelling.
- Randall Curtis: Well, now I *know* you're crazy.