The Simpsons (TV Series)
Fear of Flying (1994)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Guy Incognito, Pilot #2, Grampa Simpson, Pilot Voice, Alive Character #4
Quotes
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[after Homer has been banned from Moe's, a man comes in who looks exactly like Homer except for a fake-looking moustache and an English voice]
Guy N. Cognito : Greetings good men, might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe : Oh get out of here, Homer!
Guy N. Cognito : Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy N. Cognito.
[Homer walks past Moe's, despondent. From inside comes the sound of Guy N. Cognito getting beaten up by Moe, and he's thrown unconscious out of the bar and onto the street]
Homer : Oh, my God, this man is my exact double!
[a small, fluffy-tailed dog walks by]
Homer : That dog has a fluffy tail!
[Homer leaves Guy and starts pursuing the dog]
Homer : Come here, fluff!
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Homer : This is it. The last bar in Springfield. If they don't let me in, I'll have to quit drinking.
Homer's Liver : YAY!
Homer : Shut up, liver!
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Homer : I wanna shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I wanna explore the world. I wanna watch TV in a different time zone. I wanna visit strange, exotic malls. I'm sick of eating hoagies. I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero. I want to LIVE, Marge. Won't you let me live? Won't you, please?
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Homer : Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened. Push it deep down inside her, so she'll never annoy us again.
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Homer : You heard your mother's ramblings - she's fine, now behave.
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Homer : Good news, everybody! Because I endangered lives, we can fly anywhere we want!