The Simpsons (TV Series)

Grift of the Magi (1999)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten

Quotes 

• Bart : Oh, I'm so bored!

  Milhouse : Oh, I can't wait till we're teenagers: then we'll be happy.

• [Homer walks in on Bart and Milhouse dressed in drag] 

  Homer Simpson : AH! What's going on? And I want the non gay explanation!

  Milhouse : Uh, we're drunk. *Really* drunk.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, thank god!