"The Simpsons" Grift of the Magi (TV Episode 1999) - Harry Shearer as Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Hibbert, Principal Skinner, Phil, Announcer, Lenny

Kent Brockman : [from a TV broadcast] Our top story is the ozone hole that devastated Brazil last summer is apparently wintering in Springfield.

Bart Simpson : Wooh! Springfield rocks!

Kent Brockman : [from a TV broadcast] Residents are advised to stay inside unless you use sunscreen, or are very, very hairy. Experts recommend class nine, or Robin Williams level of hair coverage.
Principal Skinner : [At a meeting, discussing ways to save the school] Now, people, these are all good ideas...

Marge Simpson : No, they're not! They're terrible, terrible ideas!
Dr. Julius Hibbert : How could you close the school?

Marge : What will become of our kids?

Homer Simpson : Where are the refreshments?

Principal Skinner : Now, you keep asking me that and I keep telling you, over there!

Harry Shearer: Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Hibbert, Principal Skinner, Phil, Announcer, Lenny