The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Defined (1991)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson

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Quotes 

• Milhouse Van Houten : Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend anyore. That's why you couldn't come to the party.

  Bart Simpson : What's she got against me?

  [pointing at himself, annoyed] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : She says you're a bad influence.

  Bart Simpson : Bad influence my butt! How many times have I told you: Never listen to your mother!

  [leaning over the table and pointing] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : But, Bart, she threatened to cut off my allowance.

  Bart Simpson : What ever she's paying you, I'll double it.

• Marge Simpson : [Bart and Maggie are playing Monopoly]  Bart, don't feed your sister hotels.

  Bart Simpson : Don't worry, Mom, there's tons of these things.

  Marge Simpson : I think that game is too old for her. Why don't you go play with Milhouse?

  Bart Simpson : I don't wanna play with Milhouse.

  Marge Simpson : You mean you still haven't made up with him?

  Bart Simpson : It's his Mom. She says I'm a bad influence. Come on, Maggie, let's go throw rocks at that hornet's nest.