The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Defined (1991)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Emergency Announcer, Barney Gumble, Grampa Simpson, 'Wheel of Fortune' Contestant, Itchy, Scott Christian, Cop

Quotes 

• Computer Voice : Warning, core temperature rising.

  Homer Simpson : [waking up from his nap]  "Core temperature rising"? That sounds serious! Okay, okay, calm down. Whoever's problem this is, I'm sure they know how to handle it...

  [He turns, and sees his own board lit up] 

  Homer Simpson : Ah! It's my problem! WE'RE DOOMED!

• Homer Simpson : What? What is it? What are you doing?

  [on the couch watching TV and annoyed at Lisa just watching him] 

  Lisa Simpson : Looking at you with quiet awe.

  Homer Simpson : Well, as long as it's quiet.

• Lisa Simpson : A role model in my very own home. How convenient.

  Homer Simpson : Look - I get enough admiration and respect at work! I don't need it here at home!

• [after Homer, for the second time, saves the day by sheer dumb luck] 

  Aristotle Amadopoulis : Thank you, Homer, for saving my plant...

  [throws down his sunglasses] 

  Aristotle Amadopoulis : With that idiotic rhyming! Do you even know what button you pushed?

  Homer Simpson : Sure. "Moe."

• Barney Gumble : [Barney's advice to Homer before he has to give a big speech to the workers at a power plant in Shelbyville to help calm him down]  Just picture everyone in their underwear.