The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer at the Bat (1992)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum
Quotes
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[Darryl Strawberry is playing Homer's position]
Lisa Simpson : You stink, Strawberry! We want Home Run Homer!
Bart Simpson : Daaarrryl... Daaarrryl...
Lisa Simpson , Bart Simpson : [in unison, with Maggie silently joining in] Daaarrryl! Daaarrryl!
Marge Simpson : Children, that's not very nice.
Lisa Simpson : Mom, they're professional athletes; they're used to this sort of thing! It rolls right off their backs.
[a sad-looking Strawberry wipes away a single tear and sniffles]
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Homer Simpson : Where do you think you're going?
Lisa Simpson : To the game.
Homer Simpson : No, no! I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt!
Bart Simpson : We've seen it, Dad.
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[Marge is filming Homer sitting in the dugout at a softball game. Homer starts to scratch his crotch]
Marge Simpson : Oh, dear.
[points the camera at her feet]
Marge Simpson : Children, tell me when your father stops scratching himself.
[long pause]
Marge Simpson : Kids...?
Bart Simpson : We'll tell you, Mom.
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[Marge is recording Homer's first game on a camcorder, and is "commentating" as a Springfield Police player is batting]
Marge Simpson : And the next man wants to hit the ball, too.
[batter hits the ball; crowd cheers]
Marge Simpson : And he does.
[batter runs across the bases]
Marge Simpson : And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy.
Bart Simpson : Uh, mom, why don't you let me call the game?
Marge Simpson : It's alright dear, I can do it.