The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer vs. Patty and Selma (1995)

Susan Sarandon: Ballet Teacher

Quotes 

• Bart : See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing...

  [drinks a Tab] 

  Ballet Teacher : Bravissimo, Bart! Next week, class gives its first recital, and you, you will dance the male lead!

  Bart : Dance in front of the whole school? What is it with you and ballet?

  Ballet Teacher : I have known you have great conflict, Bart: you love ballet, yet you fear the boys will laugh at you, no?

  Bart : No, I fear the girls will laugh at me. I fear the boys will beat the living snot out of me.

• Bart : See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing...

  [drinks a Tab] 

  Ballet Teacher : Bravissimo, Bart! Next week, class gives its first recital, and you, you will dance the male lead!

  Bart : Dance in front of the whole school? What is it with you and ballet?

  Ballet Teacher : I know you have great conflict, Bart: you love ballet, yet you fear the boys will laugh at you, no?

  Bart : No, I fear the girls will laugh at me. I fear the boys will beat the living snot out of me.