The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer vs. Patty and Selma (1995)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
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Quotes
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[Homer enters the room]
Selma : Am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
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Selma : We own you like Siegfried owns Roy.
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Marge : Homer, are we in some sort of fiduciary trouble?
Homer : [imagines Marge as a queen] Oh, Marge, my loyal wife... of course not.
[Lisa walks by the room, he imagines her as a princess]
Homer : And Lisa, my little princess.
[Bart walks by, he imagines him as a human-rat hybrid]
Homer : And who could forget dear Ratboy?
Bart : Ratboy? I resent that!
[chomps on bedroom entrance]
Marge : Bart, I told you before - stop gnawing on the drywall.