The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer vs. the 18th Amendment (1997)

Dave Thomas: Rex Banner

Quotes 

• Rex Banner : You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.

  Homer : [way off in the distance]  No, you won't.

  Rex Banner : Yes, I will

  Homer : Won't!

• Rex Banner : Are you the Beer Baron?

  Ned Flanders : Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged.

  Rex Banner : He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.

  [Lou and Eddie arrest Ned] 

• [Banner is interrogating a drunk Barney in the street] 

  Rex Banner : Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

  Barney : Yes?