"The Simpsons" Homer's Barbershop Quartet (TV Episode 1993) - Pamela Hayden as Milhouse Van Houten, Reporter #3, Sarah Wiggum, Barney's Girlfriend, Kwik-E-Mart Customer

Barney's Girlfriend : I would like a single plum floating in perfume and served in a man's hat.

Moe Szyslak : Sure.

[serves drink]
[after Johnny Carson makes a joke about him, Clancy fires his gun at the television several times, without hitting it]

Sarah Wiggum : Clancy, use the remote!

Chief Wiggum : I can't find it.

Sarah Wiggum : Well, check your holster.

Chief Wiggum : [looks] Oh, yeah.
Bart : Oh boy! Free trading cards!

Milhouse Van Houten : Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46.

Nelson Muntz : Whoa. A Methuselah rookie card!

Ned Flanders : Heh heh. Well, boys, who'd have thought learning about religion could be fun?

Bart : Religion?

Milhouse Van Houten : Learning?

Nelson Muntz : Let's get out of here!
Reporter #3 : Principal Skinner, you've been referred to as "the funny one." Is that reputation justified?

Principal Skinner : [deadpan] Yes. Yes, it is.

[laughter]
Apu : [after the Be-Sharps have broken up, Apu goes back to work at the Kwik-E-Mart] Well, it may not pay much, but at least it's good, honest work.

Kwik-E-Mart Customer : How much for this expired carton of milk?

Apu : Twelve dollars!

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Reporter #3, Sarah Wiggum, Barney's Girlfriend, Kwik-E-Mart Customer