The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer's Phobia (1997)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, "Cockamamie's" Salesgirl

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Something about a bunch of guys alone together in the woods... seems kinda gay.

• Roscoe : [to workers]  Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.

  Workers : [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude]  Hello-o.

  Homer : [gasps]  Has the whole world gone insane?

  Steel Mill Worker #1 : [sissy-like]  Stand still, there's a spark in you hair!

  Steel Mill Worker #2 : Get it, get it!

  Homer : [whimpers as another guy walks past Homer holding a vat of hot steel in hot pants] 

  Steel Mill Worker #3 : Hot stuff, comin' through!

  Homer : [screams] 

  Bart Simpson : Dad, why'd you take me to a gay steel mill?

  Homer : [frightened]  I don't know! This is a NIGHTMARE! YOU'RE ALL SICK!

  Steel Mill Worker #4 : [waving his hand]  Oh be nice!

  Homer : Oh! My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay!

  [a whistle goes off] 

  Homer : Oh my god! What's happening now?

  Roscoe : We work hard, we play hard.

  [pulls a chain, "Everybody Dance Now" starts playing as the mill turns into a gay nightclub] 

• Homer : You know Bart, maybe it's just the concussion talking, but anyway you chose to live your life is OK.

  Bart : Huh?

  Lisa : He thinks you're gay.

  Bart : He thinks I'm gay?

• [Homer places Bart in front of a sexy billboard] 

  Homer : Well, it's been two hours. How do you feel?

  Bart : I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette.

  Homer : That's good. Let's get you a pack. What's your brand?

  Bart : Anything slim.

  Homer : D'oh!

• Homer Simpson : Why, you little...!

  [he starts choking Bart] 

  Bart Simpson : Dad! Dad! Company! Company!

  Homer Simpson : [letting him go]  Oh. I'll just be another minute, John. Have a seat.

  [he continues choking Bart] 

• Bart Simpson : I'm not gonna shoot a reindeer in a pen.

  Homer : Come on, Bart. Be a sport and kill Blitzen, okay?