"The Simpsons" I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can (TV Episode 2003) - Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson

Otto : Spell AC/DC!

Lisa : A-C-D-C

Otto : Nuh-uh! You forgot the lightning bolt.
Cletus : Spell 'scabies!'

Lisa : S-C-A-B-I-E-S!

Brandine : [holding her baby by the shirt] Rubella, we got you a middle name!

Cletus : You ain't supposed to hold her like that.
Barney : [drunk, laying on the side of the road] Spell 'relapse'.

Lisa : R-E-L-A-P-S-E

Barney : [singing] That's what beer has done to me! Sockittome, sockittome, sockittome, sockittome!
Moe Szyslak : Come on, dimples. Spell something else for us.

Lisa : I'm a little tired.

Moe Szyslak : Oh come on. Hey, spell "Little Miss She-Thinks-She's-So-Big."

Lisa : Ugh, very well. L-I-T-T-L-E M-I-S-S...

Moe Szyslak : ...I ain't got time for this. I got a bar to run.
[after learning Homer can't make it to her final meet because he's after the tasty ribwich sandwich]

Lisa : Dad, this is my moment in the sun. How can you miss it to be with a sandwich?
George Plimpton : Lisa, competitive spelling has fallen on hard times. Today's students would rather watch Ozzy Osbourne. "Look at me, I'm a drug addict. Ho, ho, ho."

Lisa : Some of us still enjoy scripted comedy, sir.

George Plimpton : That's a good girl.

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson