The Simpsons (TV Series)
Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (1992)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Scotty, Grampa, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa's Little Helper, Hiccupping Man, Al Capone, Itchy, Man in Queue
Quotes
-
Marge : Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
Lisa : What are we gonna have?
Homer : Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
Lisa : What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart : Poison pizza.
Homer : Oh, no. I'm not making two stops.
-
Homer : Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three R's. Reading TV Guide, um... Writing to TV Guide, um... and Renewing TV Guide.
-
[as punishment for letting Maggie wander off, Homer decrees that Bart can never go to the "Itchy & Scratchy Movie."]
Bart : Dad, you gotta let me see that movie! Can't you just give me a spanking?
[drops his pants, turns around, and bends over]
Bart : Come on, go nuts!
Homer : Don't point that thing at me!
-
[on the bridge of the Enterprise, everyone is well past their prime]
Cpt. Kirk : Captain's log, Stardate 6051. Had trouble sleeping last night. My hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and damp. I complain, but nobody listens.
Announcer : "Star Trek XII: So Very Tired"... see the original cast in the latest and greatest adventure!
[three Birds of Prey confront the Enterprise]
Sulu : Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow.
Cpt. Kirk : [exasperated] Again with the Klingons.
[activates communicator]
Cpt. Kirk : Mr. Scott, give me full power.
[in the engine room]
Scotty : It's no good, captain.
[Scotty is too fat reach the engineering computer]
Scotty : I ca'not reach the control panel!