The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Wedding (1995)

Hank Azaria: Chief Wiggum, Student, Uncle Eldred, Carl, Professor Frink, Moe Szyslak

Quotes 

• Hugh St. John Alastair Parkfield : You know, I rather like this bar.

  Moe : Oh, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World War II.

  Hugh St. John Alastair Parkfield : Well, we saved *your* arse in World War III.

  Moe : That's true.

• Chief Wiggum : Behold, the rarest of the rare... the mythological two-headed hound, born with only one head! And here, out of the mists of history... the legendary Esquilax. A horse with the head of a rabbit. And the body... of a rabbit!

• Lisa : Love the painting, Mrs. Parkfield. Judging by the clothes, I'd say... seventeenth century?

  Mrs. Parkfield : Actually, Lisa, it's just Uncle Eldred.

  Uncle Eldred : [obviously insane, due to the fact that he's fishing in an empty fishbowl]  I get me brain medicine from the National Health!