The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Wedding (1995)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier

Quotes 

• Homer : OK, Marge, I'll plan everything: we can have the reception at Moe's. Wait. Why not have the whole wedding there? We'll do it on a Monday morning. There'll be fewer drunks.

  Marge : Homer, don't be offended, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.

  Homer : [looks through the papers of the court order]  Well, these seem to be in order. I'll be out back in the hammock.

• Marge : I took loom in high school.

  [Marge hums, quickly weaves *Hi Bart, I am weaving on a loom*] 

  Bart Simpson : [pause]  Meh.

• Marge : Lisa, hello. How are you doing in England? Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer" and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie".

• Lisa : Mom, remember when I was little, we'd always planned my dream wedding and you always promised to... you know, well, keep Dad from ruining it?

  Marge : [crossing her fingers]  Oh, don't worry, honey, I guarantee your father will behave.

  Lisa : [nonplussed]  Mom, it's a picture phone.

  Marge : [looking at her fingers]  This? This? Oh, no, I've just got a touch of the rheumatiz.

  Lisa : Oh.

  Marge : [wipes her brow]  Phew!

  Lisa : Mom, picture phone.