The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa's Wedding (1995)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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[Flash-forward to Lisa's wedding]
Homer : Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson. You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Ever since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
Lisa : Oh, Dad...
Homer : No, no, let me finish. I just want you to know I've always been proud of you. You're my greatest accomplishment, and you did it all yourself. You taught me to understand my own life better, and made me a better person, but you're still my daughter, and I don't think anyone has ever had a better daughter than...
Lisa : Dad, you're babbling.
Homer : See? You're still helping me.
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Lisa : Love the painting, Mrs. Parkfield. Judging by the clothes, I'd say... seventeenth century?
Mrs. Parkfield : Actually, Lisa, it's just Uncle Eldred.
Uncle Eldred : [obviously insane, due to the fact that he's fishing in an empty fishbowl] I get me brain medicine from the National Health!
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Lisa : Mom, remember when I was little, we'd always planned my dream wedding and you always promised to... you know, well, keep Dad from ruining it?
Marge : [crossing her fingers] Oh, don't worry, honey, I guarantee your father will behave.
Lisa : [nonplussed] Mom, it's a picture phone.
Marge : [looking at her fingers] This? This? Oh, no, I've just got a touch of the rheumatiz.
Lisa : Oh.
Marge : [wipes her brow] Phew!
Lisa : Mom, picture phone.
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Bart Simpson : Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.
Lisa : Hugh didn't have a bachelor party!
Bart Simpson : We had one in his honor.
[Lisa skeptical stares at him]
Bart Simpson : I had one in his honor.
[Lisa continues to stare at him]
Bart Simpson : I went to a strip club.
