The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mr. Plow (1992)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Allan Thicke, Radio Voice #1, Marty, Barney Gumble, Grampa Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby, Arnie Pie, Cameraman, Mountain Goat

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Quotes 

• Total Disaster Insurance Man : Now, before I give you the check, one more question: ah, this place Moe's you left right before the accident, this is this a business of some kind?

  Homer's Mind : Don't tell him you were at a bar!

  [gasps] 

  Homer's Mind : But what else is open at night?

  Homer : It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

  Homer's Mind : Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.

• Homer : [singing]  Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow.

• Homer : It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV!

• Lisa Simpson : [During Mr. Plow Commercial]  But I'm a real tight wad. Can I afford this remarkable system?

  Homer : Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.

  Bart Simpson : You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you Mr. Plow?

  Homer : [Under Breath]  Shut up boy.

• Homer : Now, we play the waiting game.

  [pause] 

  Homer : Ahh, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!

• Barney : [to Adam West]  So long, Superman. Your secret identity is safe with me.

• Linda Ronstadt : [singing]  When the snow starts a fallin', there's a man you should be callin'. That's KLD-796. Let it ring.

  Linda Ronstadt , Barney : Mr Plow is a loser, and I think he is a boozer, so you'd better make that call to the Plow King.

• Homer : [answers the phone]  Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.

  Kumatsu Motors Man : Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.

  Homer : Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from "Leave It To Beaver".

  [pause] 

  Homer : Yeah, they were gay.

• Homer : Huh - the Batmobile! Huh - Adam West! Hey kids! Batman!

  Lisa Simpson : Dad, that's not the real Batman.

  Adam West : Of course I'm Batman. See? Here's a picture of me with Robin.

  Bart Simpson : Who the hell is Robin?

  Adam West : Oh, I guess you're only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha. The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether or Eartha Kitt. And I didn't need plastic molded to improve my physique. Pure West. And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

  [dances] 

  Homer : [disturbed]  It is nice meeting ya.

  [to Bart and Lisa] 

  Homer : Just keep movin', don't make eye contact.

• Homer : There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.

  Barney : Oh yeah? Which president is on it?

  Homer : Ah, all of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch.

• Homer : If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.

• [while visiting 'Crazy Vlaclav's Place of Automobiles' for a possible new car, Homer is sitting in a tiny three-wheeler with a fly emblem] 

  Crazy Vaclav : She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

  [Homer fiddles with the gears, which are indicated by several Cyrillic letters, including "H", meaning neutral] 

  Homer : What country is this car from?

  Crazy Vaclav : It no longer exists, but take her for a test drive, and you'll agree: 'Zagreb ebnom Zlotdik diev'!

  [as Homer struggles to start the car, Vaclav gives it a push] 

  Crazy Vaclav : Put it in H!

• Homer : Lenny and Carl suck. Oh, don't tell them I said that Marge, because if I ever lost them as friends...

• Homer : Hello, I'm Mr. Plow! Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers, and the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow? Then call KLondike 5-3226. Call now, and receive a free t-shirt!

  [cut to Homer watching the ad holding a "Mondale for Veep" shirt] 

  Homer : He might still surprise ya!

• Barney : Oh dyings not so bad ill be reunited with my loved ones my father and that plant I never watered.