The Simpsons (TV Series)
New Kid on the Block (1992)
Hank Azaria: Ron, Captain McCallister, Man Looking to Buy House, Kabul Restaurant Employee #1, Frying Dutchman Waiter #1, Escape from Death Row Character, Apu, Old Jewish Man, Zookeeper, Man with Letters, Moe Szyslak
Quotes
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[answering a prank phone call from Bart]
Moe : Moe's Tavern... Yeah, just a sec, I'll check.
[calling out]
Moe : Uh, Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Aw, why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
[whole bar bursts into laughter]
Barney : Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe : [into phone] You little SOB! If I ever find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
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Kabul Restaurant Employee #1 : [at the very quiet Two Guys from Kabul Restaurant, so quiet the only sound is the clock ticking]
Kabul Restaurant Employee #1 : Sometimes I think, you want to fail.
Kabul Restaurant Employee #2 : Shut up, just shut up.
[the phone suddenly rings and both the employees wrestle each other trying to get it first]
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[Bart wants to learn about sex]
Homer : I think he should learn about it the way I did.
[Flashback of Homer as a child, he is at a zoo watching monkeys]
Homer : Zookeeper!
[points to monkeys]
Homer : Those two monkeys are killing each other!
Zookeeper : [whispers in Homer's ear] They're having sex.
Homer : Oh...
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Laura Powers : Hello I'd like to speak to Mrs Tinkle, first name,
[Bart whispers in Laura's ear]
Laura Powers : Ivana.
Moe : Hold on just a sec. Ivana tinkle? Ivana tinkle? Everybody put down their glasses Ivana tinkle?
[Bar Patrons Laugh and so do Laura and Bart]
